UFO Found Underwater!

I think they've finally cracked it.  They've found proof of a spaceship and they found it underwater.

Peter Lindberg was out searching for a sunken ship looking for that greatest of treasure, rare bottles of Champaign.

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Taking sonar of the bottom of the Gulf of Bothnia, his team came across an image of something round.  Something... unworldly.  Something that looks like it might be more at home in the night sky than sitting on the bottom of the sea.  That's right, a lot of people are assuming that it is an actual UFO.  While I do agree that something is amiss here and something is not quite right about a big circular object on the sea floor, I would have to disagree that it is a UFO.  A UFO means Unidentified Flying Object. In fact, looking at the image, I can safely identify what kind of object we are dealing with.

Many Bothnians died to bring us this information.

That's right, it's the Millennium Falcon.  As everyone knows, the Millennium Falcon is definitely a spacecraft and also easily identified.  Every nerd and his mother knows that ship just by looking at the outline or hearing the sound of it's perpetually malfunctioning hyper drive ramping up to make the jump to light speed, so to call it an Unidentified Flying Object is a falsity.

I can only hope that both it's captain and it's co-pilot, Han Solo and Chewbacca, managed to evacuate to safety before the ship crash landed in the ocean.  Sadly, it looks as though it's hyperdrive finally malfunctioned one too many times.

Looks like George Lucas has some 'splaining to do.

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