Friday, November 11, 2011

Ogopogo, Canada's Loch Ness Monster is Caught on Tape!

Finally! It's here! Documented proof! We've all been waiting for a long time to see some sort of video evidence that there are weird things going on out in the world. I mentioned in a previous blog that the unknown intrigues me, but I remain a skeptic. I do require proof and it now seems as though it is in our hands. Frankly, I'm surprised the Internet and the Nightly News hasn't blown up with this story yet, as inescapable proof has been presented of an actual Lake Monster!

Granted, it's not everyone's favorite, the legendary Loch Ness Monster (Nessie to her friends). It's not even Champ from Lake Champlain. But hey, we'll settle for the fourth rate Canadian lake monster, Ogopogo of Lake Okanagan in British Columbia. We'll take whatever crumbs you can throw at us, and if it's our hockey loving friends from up north, so be it!

Here is the video. Prepare to shed tears of rejoicing....



Wait. What?

Well that was anti climatic, wasn't it? Ogopogo is just a couple of logs floating in the water? Hmmm. Who would have guessed.

Sorry folks, nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

Thank you Yahoo News for giving people hope of something terrifyingly amazing, only to dash them into the ground before stomping on them and taking a poop over the pieces.

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